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09 March 2004 @ 11:53 pm
WORST CD TRADE EVER (1995):

Self - Subliminal Plastic Motives

for

Rollins Band - Weight


also, strawberry flavored quik is possibly the best drink ever.
 
 
Current Mood: happyhappy
Current Music: SELF - borateen
 
 
06 February 2004 @ 04:35 pm
ok, so what's wrong with my hands...?

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27 January 2004 @ 12:29 am
who_farted
 
 
12 January 2004 @ 12:50 am
i was thinking of renting another gay guy porn tomorrow... bad idea i know.

i mean...i'm sure there are some decent ones out there.


so gross...
 
 
20 December 2003 @ 10:09 pm
this is my new boyfriend...




<3<3<3
 
 
14 December 2003 @ 04:48 pm
i just got in the mood to watch wet hot american summer but i can't find my video ANYWHERE!!!!

i really wish i owned a copy of cutthroat island.



This is probably the only good movie geena davis has been in.. that and beetlejuice.

now i want to watch beetlejuice.

DAMN YOU SNOW!!!


WORST POST EVER... i gotta pee
 
 
04 December 2003 @ 12:55 am
a certain little number





wants me to update for some reason but i have nothing to say!!! that is my friend mikey and he used to have a tail.

i can talk about how it's awful to work in a toy store during the holidays and how incredibly rude people are. a customer almost made me cry today. i hope they get into a car accident.

i met a man with a voicebox today (VB) and he was the coolest old man i have ever seen. he high fived me and everything. i was so tempted to stick my finger through the hole in his neck though.

i also think it's funny when you try to look for a picture in google, you get random people.

i typed in VOICEBOX and this dude popped up


p.s.
i hate writing papers a day before they're due!
 
 
Current Mood: spiffy
Current Music: talking heeeeeads
 
 
17 November 2003 @ 01:05 pm
TONIGHT...



TOM JONES!!!!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
 
 
friday was my birthday and it was quite possibly the worst one i've had so far. i think the older you get, the less you care... your friends seem to care less as well. which is okay.. it's just another day.
i was supposed to see stella (www.stellacomedy.com) on saturday but i couldn't get my hands on a pair of tix. i think making it to the november 15th show isn't looking very good either.

today i was sitting in my gym class waiting for my turn to play and i was watching all the girls play badminton. i'm pretty sure 98% of them are mentally retarded. i don't find it funny when you try to hit the shuttle and you miss OVER AND OVER again. they even giggle when the actually make a hit (which is extremely rare.) another thing they all do is when they're just standing around they feel the need to sing and do "air grinding" to some r&b song that's stuck in their head. i seriously hate my gym class. bitch bitch bitch!

i wasn't even aware that "air grinding" was possible.

on a good note... i'm seeing tom jones on the 17th.. wooooo!

oh yeah.. i rented this

the other night because i was curious.

i don't recommend anyone watching a gay guy porn. (or any kind of porn for that matter). i'm not getting into the whole thing now....

but penis' are so gross.. i don't find them attractive at all. they're all so .. i don't know.. ugly?
 
 
Current Music: futurama
 
 
06 October 2003 @ 01:49 am
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i want to dedicate this entry to ilovefishhair for all her help.. thank you!